Hollywood gossip

Bai Ling mugshot FTW! Actress, publicity whore, and downright nasty bitch Bai Ling got herself hauled away at LAX for stealing gossip rags and batteries. No, seriously, bitch stole $16 worth of gossip rags and batteries. What the fug is up with her? She hasn’t heard of the Internet and wanted to see if she [...]

Katherine Heigl does the cover of Cosmopolitan. Kiddies, now is a good time to tell you that I’d rather eat my left nut than give props to people. It’s just not in my nature to be kind; I much prefer to be the catty, picky bitch that I am. But right now, I have to [...]

Britney Spears has got some serious hair issues. Britney Spears is getting audited. According to a spokesman, the IRS is only trying to make sure Britney has not been a victim of theft. Last year, Britney had an estimated fortune of $190 million, but that number shrank by nearly $60 million in 2007. As a [...]

Paris Hilton keeps on suckin’ in ’08. In other recent news, Paris Hilton’s new flick, the “The Hottie or the Nottie,” was a box office disaster, raking in a mere 27 thousand dollars. Cough. Is anyone surprised by this? The girl has as much acting ability as my blind/mute auntie, Cocoa. No, that’s cruel to [...]

Take the Miley Cyrus challenge! Try to stare at her for 20 seconds. Ok, am I crazy, or does Disney train their young starlets to dress and act like middle-aged harlots? Miley Cyrus stepped out the Grammys on Sunday with jet-black extensions and more makeup than Tammy Faye Baker. I mean, is this what 15-year [...]

Amy Winehouse cleaned up at the 2008 Grammys. Fresh out of her latest stint in rehab, the sexy siren who started it all won 5 Grammys at the 2008 awards show, including record and song of the year. The beehive-sporting clothes rack performed live via satellite (hopefully the vid is still up when you click [...]