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The Cheese — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:30:21 +0000

Jennifer Aniston Heats It Up In W Magazine (DListed)
Fast Cars Get Britney Spears Excited (City Rag)

Lindsay Lohan Gets Fired…. Again (Pink Is The New Blog)
Corey Haim Found Dead at 38 (Just Jared)

Marion Cotillard Has Forehead Breasts (Lainey Gossip)
Rachel Bilson In A Tight Dress.. Enough Said (DS nsfw)

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini Yoga Before Photoshoot (Moe Jackson)
Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Sing “Cherry Bomb” (Popsugar)

Pamela Anderson’s Boobs Are Still Impressive (The Grumpiest)
Karl Lagerfeld Has Johnny Depp’s Girl (Hollywood Rag)

What The Hell Is This Supposed To Be? (Popbytes)
Audrina Patridge’s Legs And Boobs On Display (Si.com)

Some Impressive Rapper Boobs (HitHipHop)
Supermodel Claudia Schiffer Flaunts Baby Bump (Popeater)

Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Miranda Kerr Is A Sexy Bunny
Mariah Carey’s Cleavage Is Ho’licious
Lindsay Lohan’s Ass Profile Shot Of The Day
Sophie Monk’s Got Crazy Legs

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Megan Fox On All Fours

The Cheese — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:40:26 +0000

This is one of the greatest ass shots I’ve ever seen, here’s uber hottie Megan Fox arching her back and presenting the goods in Harper’s Bazaar magazine of all places. If it wasn’t for the white one piece, this sh#t could be in Hustler, ok maybe not Hustler, but at least Playboy. What I would give to spend an afternoon on that couch or bed or whatever it is over looking the city with Megan and her ass. If I were a dying teenage boy I would be on the phone everyday with the Make A Wish Foundation . Hot!

Jessica Simpson Disappoints!

The Cheese — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:00:13 +0000

Here’s Jessica Simpson arriving in New York the other night looking like — how can I put this delicately so she doesn’t go on Oprah and cry about it? — like a lady douche. What happened to the Jessica Simpson who was reminding us about her hotness by putting up pictures of her massive cleavage on twitter? This chick looks like she ran out of clothes that fit and had to borrow some from a man from 1987. I know it’s a long flight, but a nice tight t shirt is all I’m asking for.

Photos: Fame

Sofia Vergara’s Killer Side Booty Shots

The Cheese — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:29:35 +0000

Yesterday I had some awkward pictures of Julie Bowen, the mom from the show Modern Family, running around the beach in her bikini so I thought I should give one of her co-stars a little attention too. Here’s spicy Colombian MILF Sofia Vergera showing off some nice side booty in these profile shots of her on the set. I would just love to get a handful of that ass, she’d probably yell some sort of obscenities at me, but I can’t understand a word she says anyway so who cares. Enjoy.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Mmm… Penelope Cruz Bites Her Lip!

The Cheese — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:44:20 +0000

Here’s Penelope Cruz looking all hot and bothered at some photocall for the movie Nine the other day. She’s saucy, I love her. Look at the way she bites her lip, like she just thought back to the experimenting she did with a sorority sister while traveling through Europe one summer during her college years. I wish I could go back in time and be a fly on that wall. Can flies get boners? Cause this fly certainly would. Enjoy.

more pictures of Penelope Cruz here

Photos:Bauer-Griffin

Corey Haim Found Dead – Drug Overdose

Sparkle-C — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:12:31 +0000

The Two Corey’s are no more. Corey Haim died this morning of an apparent drug overdose…possible accidental. Either way it sucks. I was really rooting for this guy. He was 38 years old.

I grew up with The Coreys so this news is pretty sad for me. When will the madness stop? Not that CH was some brilliant artist that could have changed the world..but damn….its so freakin senseless.

Police tell us they were called to St. Joseph’s hospital in Burbank, CA shortly before 4AM PT to investigate. Haim shot to fame in the 80s — when he co-starred in a number of films, including “The Lost Boys,” with Corey Feldman. Haim reportedly suffered a drug-induced stroke in 2001 and was rushed to the UCLA Medical Center.

Video: Full “Eclipse” Teaser Trailer – Watch Here

Sparkle-C — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:04:49 +0000

I won’t bore anyone with useless commentary. Other than…they weren’t joking when they said ‘teaser’.

Kim Kardashian’s Secret Cleavage

The Cheese — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:00:30 +0000

What the hell? Kim Kardashian was doing such a great job convincing us with her recent cleavage shots that there’s more to her than just a big fat ass stuffed into various tight pants. So why now does she decide to cover up the goods? Her management team must think that we’re getting off topic and are going to do something big to get us focussed back on her posterior. I’m excited and a little frightened to find out what they have planned. I’ll keep you posted.

more pictures of Kim Kardashian here

Photos: Flynet

Demi Moore Gives Daughter Public Pole Dancing Lesson

Sparkle-C — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:39:50 +0000

File this under “This family is getting way too creepy”. Everytime I think I am over the odd age difference between Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore something odd happens like this to make me go…”ewwww”.

Although to be fair…Rumor is a grown woman and probably doesn’t live at home any more. She’s coming into her own in Hollywood and this was a party. But still. I live my life by the simple rule that I will never been in a room that has a stripper pole with my kid. Ever. So far it’s working out pretty good.

Demi Moore gave daughter Rumer Willis a pole-dancing lesson at a party at the Chateau Marmont hotel in Hollywood. A partygoer told Life & Style that the “Striptease” star “even spun around the pole upside down.” Then Rumer gave it a whirl as Ashton Kutcher, Jennifer Aniston and Leonardo DiCaprio cheered her on at the recent bash. “Everyone was cheering, and Leo gave Ashton a high-five,” the source added.

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Cameron Diaz Hidden Camera Leg Show

The Cheese — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:00:33 +0000

I don’t know why I’m posting these pictures of Cameron Diaz on the set of one of her new movies, the pictures aren’t spectacular or anything, I guess I’m just tired. Although, she is showing off her sexy legs in that little dress or maybe I just like them because I feel like I’m doing something I shouldn’t. Like when I hang out in the ladies changing room at Wal Mart with one of those little dentist mirrors eating ice cream sandwiches, I know it’s a bad idea but those things are just delicious.

Photos: PacificCoastNews, Fame