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Jessica Simpson…Lip Injections or Just Looking Crazy?

Sparkle-C — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 19:30:38 +0000

I’m not sure where to begin with the wrongness of these new pictures of Jessica Simpson.

The ill-fitting dress, the wild hair, the whole Anna Nicole look just doesn’t really work on her.

Jessica Simpson’s Boyfriend Broke and Living With Her

Sparkle-C — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 02:55:21 +0000

Jessica Simpson’s new boyfriend just might be a freeloader. According to the ex-wife of Eric Johnson..”he is just plain out of money. He was going to grad school because he didn’t know what else to do, and then he just dropped out.”

Keri Johnson even contacted Jess to warn her of his monetary problems. She apparently approached Simpson to be wary of her new guy’s motives because he’s so broke. But according to InTouch it was too little too late..he’s already moved in with Jessica.

An ex-49ers player, Eric was married to Keri for five years and has been out of work since 2008.

American Idol Replacing Simon Cowell With Jessica Simpson

Sparkle-C — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 02:02:16 +0000

I highly doubt that American Idol will actually give Simon Cowell’s judge chair to Jessica Simpson..especially since the latest rumor is that Nigel Lythgoe from So You Think You Can Dance is headed back to Idol. Nigel oversaw Idol for its first seven more popular seasons and Fox wants him back to fix shit.

Word on the street is that Nigel and Simon Fuller have Justin Timberlake and Elton John at the top of their judge wish lists..so there is no way in hell Jess is gonna beat out JT or Sir Elton.

But wouldn’t she make a perfect replacement for Paula Abdul’s booze and Vicodin rants?

Life & Style is reporting that she is “in negotiations” to fill Simon’s vacant spot.

“She’s met with producer-creator Simon Fuller several times. They like her — she’s a good fit — and she likes it. Now it’s just a question of how to fit her in.”

I say they squeeze her in right between Randy and Kara. Catfight on one side and bitch slappin’ on the other.

Jessica Simpson Is Almost In A Bikini

The Cheese — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 18:20:16 +0000

Knowing that Jessica Simpson was on vacation somewhere beachy, we saw her holiday chubcakes earlier, I was hoping to see her in a bikini horsing around with her new douche. These pictures are a good start. She’s not wearing anything too revealing, but we get a fairly good idea as to what’s going on in the front meat section. Not to mention the fact that she gives us a nice little bent over booty shot, hopefully as a sign of what’s to come. I’ll keep my eyes peeled as this Jessica Simpson bikini watch 2010 story continues to unfold.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

Jessica Simpson’s Sweet Vacation Chubcakes

The Cheese — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 05:30:33 +0000

I for one am delighted that Jessica Simpson decided to take her tasty big chubcakes out for a little shopping over the weekend, and I’m sure I’m not alone on this. I like when a woman’s boobs get to the point where she has trouble keeping them hidden from onlookers like me. She’s on vacation somewhere warm so maybe we’ll get to see the big girls in action in a bikini or on the beach, hopefully playing volleyball or bouncing on a diving board. Pretty please.

more pictures of Jessica Simpson here

Photos: Flynet

Jessica Simpson Packs Up The Goods

The Cheese — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 08:00:49 +0000

It looks like All-American hottie ">Jessica Simpson decided to stuff herself into a nice tight evening gown for the fourth of July weekend and I for one am thankful she did. Those tightly packed breasts are a national treasure and should be treated as such. I don’t know where she is, but I’m upset that I wasn’t invited. I’m sure beats the hell out of my drunken friends lighting their farts on fire in my mom’s backyard and calling them fireworks.

Photos: Fame

Jessica Simpson On Extreme Vegan Diet

Sparkle-C — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 14:48:31 +0000

Now we know the secret behind Jessica Simpson’s newer, thinner body. She shared her new diet with her Twitter followers Sunday, but claims her new vegan diet has nothing to do with losing weight. Right.

“Shocked my system with a vegan diet, special Pu-erh tea from China, and cupping since friday! Who am I right now? This might be too clean! Has anyone ever tried cupping? When u know you are doing something good for ur body the meditation creates intense visions. Love it!”

Jessica added that she is working with a healer named Master Wang, but to be sure, “Just so everyone is clear.. this has NOTHING to do with weight! It is about understanding my body through hydration and alkalinty…”

Cupping is an ancient Chinese practice that involves putting suction cups on the skin. It stimulated points along the body’s five energy meridians to reblance Qi/Blood or life force energy. It’s known to be effective at clearing congestion and stagnation because it draws blood to the capillaries and improves circulation. Gwyneth Paltrow used to be big into this back in the day before GOOP.

Jessica Simpson Is A Work In Progress

The Cheese — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 15:10:14 +0000

After yesterday’s boring pictures of ">Jessica Simpson hitting the town in her ">lame New Kids On The Block t-shirt, I thought she might step it up a little to get noticed. She didn’t, if anything she’s made it worse. Here she is in a Willie Nelson t-shirt and some pants that make her look like a fat chick. Come on. You’re better than this. My readers come here to see hotties like you in tight little outfits with cleavage hanging out not dressed like their chubby girlfriends. You’re making me look bad.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

Jessica Simpson Isn’t Doing Anything Exciting

The Cheese — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 05:30:41 +0000

Here’s ">Jessica Simpson hitting the town last night in a nice pair of jeans. That’s it, no nipples, no lady business… Nothing. What the hell am I supposed to write about this crap? I think she’s pretty and her hair looks nice? That’s just lame. Ok I’ve got it, she’s wearing a New Kids On The Block t-shirt, I’d like to be the new kid on her block and by block I mean vagina……. I’m dying over here.

Photos: SplashNewsOnline

A Thinner Jessica Simpson Debuts Her New Denim Line

Sparkle-C — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 02:03:00 +0000

Jessica Simpson just did the grown-up version of a fat-camp. She’s been practically MIA for the past month and today these pictures of a thinner, younger looking Jess popped up everywhere.

She came out of hiding to promote the Jessica Simpson jeans wear line that will debut in stores this fall. According to the press release: ‘“the vision of the collection is to be iconic yet fashion forward; always accessible yet timeless. Along with her denim creations, Miss Simpson’s line will also include woven and knit tops.”

This is Jessica at the end of May 2010 (notice the slight tummy bulge and bloated face) :

And here is Jessica one month later…Looking good. And the jeans and tops look pretty decent too.